would I get them when the dog rips them up. Actually, I need to replace my KJV because that's exactly what happened to it.
Uh...are you telling us the Dog ate your goD homework?
The FFRF has some stickers you can put on hotel-room Bibles:
Yeah, those I great. Unfortunately now that I'm retired I dont travel much and have little chance to use them in hotels. I had considered putting them in the local library's bibles, and the "Warning" one in the Quran, but I felt it would be defacing public property, and possibly launch some kind of theist backlash against Free Thinker books.